Nightmare

I had my first bad dream about my students. My students were swearing uncontrollably and not listening at all.

& this was before I agreed to chaperone the dance.

"Highlights" of the First Quarter

Me: "What is your favorite part of this class?"

Student: "Looking at you."

Student 1: "Miss Eddy, do you have kids?!"

Me: "Haaaa!"

Student 2: "Well, how old are you? Twenty-eight?"

Students: "Come on, Miss Eddy, tell us how old you are!!"

Me: "All right, the reason I didn't want to tell you was because I am actually younger than you! My mom drives me to school every day!"

Students: "Really?"

I pass out the new note-taking guides.

Student, flipping through the book, "It smells like learning."

Me: "Okay, Kim and John, do you remember what an obtuse angle is?"

Student Kim: "Ohhh, John, it's big!"

Student John: "I know."